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It's always funny when folks get it wrong. Here are some oneliner jokes about stupidity.
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's Razor
Top Tip: Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
“Honey, listen closely... beauty fades, but dumb is forever!"
Judge Judy
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.
Single cell organisms would beat him in an IQ test.
Generally, all generalisations are false.
I got kicked out of MENSA for being too much of a smart arse.
Deja Moo. The feeling you've heard this bull before.
We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means.
At the restaurant I said: "I will have the pizza cut into quarters please. There's no way I can eat eight pieces.”
Why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder?
There's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
They misunderestimated me.
George Bush
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
Bart Simpson
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
Emo Philips
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.
Homer Simpson
He once told me he would write his autobiography as soon as he figured out who the main character would be.
I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man – I hate those people.
She said that all the sights in Rome were called after London cinemas.
Nancy Mitford
If there's one thing hypocrites hate, it's hypocrisy.
He'd kill for the Nobel Peace prize.
I studied to be a bone specialist because the tutor said I had a head for it.
Let's have some new clichés.
Sam Goldwyn
What's the recipe for ice cubes?
I know I'm dumb, yet I'm smarter than almost everyone I meet.
Joe Rogan
You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.
How does fax paper go through the wires and arrive at the other office?
Yes, the Great Fire of London was started in a bakers shop in Pudding Lane, in 1666. I wonder if it's still there.
Dave Lee Travis
The other day I saw a man with with wooden legs but the feet were real.
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
My inferiority complex isn't as good as yours.
Harry got very excited after finished a jigsaw in only six months. On the box it said, ‘From two to four years’.
Biodiversity – That's a kind of washing powder, right?
Nobody has a stroke of dumb luck without thinking they can have a stroke of dumber luck.
The blonde thought that Doris Day was a national holiday.
I like to think my appeal is becoming more selective.
He couldn't tell you which way the elevator is going if you gave him two guesses.
I’ll ruin you. You’ll never waitress in Torquay again!
Basil Fawlty
- When I was 15 the doctor told me I'd have to start taking insulin or I'd die.
- So, what did you decide to do then?
Early Doors
Plan to be more spontaneous.
For as long as I can remember I've had amnesia.
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
CYCLISTS: Avoid getting a sore backside by placing a naan bread over your saddle. This will comfort your ride and when you return home, hey presto! A warm snack.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed will remove the stains.
I have a complex about my simplicity.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Michael Winner
A good way to save water is to dilute it.
I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.
George Bush
My favourite animal is steak.
Don't talk to me about freedom of speech.
I always plan to be carefree.
Just bought a 'low energy light bulb' at B & Q. The Assistant asked, "Will you be putting this up yourself?" I said, “No, its going in the lounge.”
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
Do the manufacturers of foolproof items keep some fools on their payroll to test out their items?
I is a college student.
Save money on a bigger TV by simply moving the couch closer to your existing one.
The two most common elements in the universe: hydrogen and stupidity.
Paying for psychiatrist proves your crazy.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
He took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
Tell a man that there are 100 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
What time is the six o'clock news is on?
The top ten reasons why I procrastinate: 1.
I'm just like the twin brother I never had.
No one has ever complained of our parachutes not opening.
It's not denial, I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
“I thought they didn't let people withdrug convictions into America.”
“It's not so much a conviction as a strongly held belief.”
I bet you I could stop gambling.
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
Homer Simpson
They say you use only 10% of your brain. What about the other 10% ?
I have a complex about my simplicity.
I think you'll agree with the joke that the people who invented the Internet never would have got around to doing it if they'd had the Internet.
Legend has it that the atom was split when a bunch of scientists working late decided to order pizza.
Fran Lebowitz
My Internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible!
You know you've been on the Internet for too long when you've forgotten your childrens' names.
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, cocktails...
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach them to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
I made my dog a Facebook page. Now he has more friends than me.
I've just stuck a picture of Jimmy Wales at the top of every page of my old encyclopaedia.
After I die, they will look through my tweets and see that my life was not wasted.
First World Problems: The wireless Internet I am stealing isn’t very fast.
ANY KEY will initiate hard drive format. Continue? Y or N
If you can't fix a bug - write it in the documentation as a feature.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.
Henry Ford
Press any key to continue, where's the any key?
Homer Simpson
Before there was an Internet, people probably spent a lot of time wondering what to do with all their pictures of cats.
To err is human and to blame it on computers is even more so.
The main difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman is that the used car salesman can probably drive and knows when he's lying.
Our new computer system is about as much use as a cat flap in a submarine.
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
"Press to test" "Release to detonate"
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
The Universe was obviously an open source project, otherwise it wouldn't have been documented so badly.
No keyboard found. Press F1 to continue.
A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
The race is between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
I've been asked to promote a new lottery for geeks; you've got to be in I.T. to win it.
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?

Stupid Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog