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Animal Jokes
Bear Jokes:
What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
(A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
What is black and white and red all over?
(A panda bear with a sunburn!)
Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
(A bear-faced lyre!)
What do you call bears with no ears?
(B!)
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A gummy bear!)
Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
(Because he was stuffed!)
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
(They use bear conditioning!)
What do teddy bears do when it rains?
(They get wet!)
Bird Jokes:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
(Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!)
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
(Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!)
Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
(A re-tail store!)
Did you hear the story about the peacock?
(Yes, it's a beautiful tale!)
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
(A spelling bee!)
Why do hummingbirds hum?
(Because they forgot the words!)
What do you give a sick bird?
(Tweetment!)
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
(Because it's too far to walk!)
What birds are found in Portugal?
Portu-geese!)
What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
(The crane!)
What's noisier than a whooping crane?
(A trumpeting swan!)
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
(Yes, it cracked me up!)
What bird is with you at every meal?
(A swallow!)
What bird is always sad?
(The blue jay!)
What do you call a bird in the winter?
(Brrr-d!)
Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
Clerk: How many birds do you have?
Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don't call me cuckoo!
Bug and Insect Jokes:
Two flies are on the porch. Which one is an actor?
(The one on the screen!)
What is the biggest ant in the world?
(An eleph-ant!)
Why was the baby ant confused?
(Because all of his uncles were ants!)
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?
(Bah-humbug!)
How do bees get to school?
(By school buzz!)
Why do bees have sticky hair?
(Because they have honeycombs!)
What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?
(A wallaby!)
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
(Because she had hives!)
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
(A walkie-talkie!)
How do fleas travel from place to place?
(By itch-hiking!)
What are caterpillars afraid of?
(Doger-pillars!)
What is an insect's favorite sport?
(Cricket!)
Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?
(To see the butter fly!)
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
(Because it was a moth ball!)
Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?
(It was a tie!)
What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?
(I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!)
Why are spiders good swimmers?
(They have webbed feet!)
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
(Darn it!)
Why are frogs so happy?
(Because they eat what bugs them!)
What did one frog say to the other?
(Time's sure fun when you're having flies!)
Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
(Because her children weren't that bright!)
Canary Jokes:
Where does a 500-pound canary sit?
(Anywhere it wants!)
What's yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings?
(Two 500 pound canaries!)
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
(To get to the other side!)
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
(Roost beef!)
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
(A poul-tree!)

What's a haunted chicken?
(A poultry-geist!)

What's a henway?
(About 5 pounds!)

Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs.

Cow Jokes:
What do you get from a pampered cow?
(Spoiled milk!)
What do you call a cow with two legs?
(Lean beef!)

What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Ground beef!)

Where do cows go for entertainment?
(To the moo-vies!)

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
(An animal that can milk itself!)

What is a cow's favorite day?
(Moo-years Day!)

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
(An udder failure!)

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
(Roost beef!)

What happened to the lost cattle?
(Nobody's herd!)

Why can't you shock cows?
(They've herd it all!)

Have you heard about the cow astronaut?
(He landed on the moooon!)

Why did the cow cross the road?
(To get to the udder side!)
Why do cows wear bells?
(Their horns don't work!)

What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?
(A coat!)

What do you call a sleeping bull?
(A bull-dozer!)

What do you call a grumpy cow?
(Moo-dy!)

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
(Laughing stock!)

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
(A Moo-sician!)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cowsgo
Cowsgo who?
No they don't, cows-go moo.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow wh...
Moo!
Deer Jokes:
Why do male deer need braces?
(Because they have buck teeth!)
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
(Bamboo!)

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
(No idea!)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
(Still no idea!)

Dinosaur Jokes:
What does a triceratops sit on?
(Its tricera-bottom!)
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
(A dino-snore!)

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
(Because it was an early bird!)

What was T. rex's favorite number?
(Eight!)

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?
(Because he was tired!)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
(It was the chicken's day off!)

Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!

What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
(Lazy bones!)

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
(Tyrannosaurus wrecks!)

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
(I'm-so-saurus!)

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
(A dino-score!)

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
(Stegosnorus!)

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
(A dinobore!)

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
(Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!)

What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
(Long distance!)

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
(Because they can't afford new ones!)

What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
(Hello, hello!)

Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
(That depends on how fast you carry it!)

Bob: I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur.
Donald: What would you do with a dinosaur?
Bob: Who wants a dinosaur? I just want the money!

Sue: I lost my pet dinosaur .
Jake: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Sue: What good would that do, she can't read!

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
(Dino-sore!)

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
(Because they wouldn't take a bath!)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
(The chicken hadn't evolved yet!)

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
(Two dinosaurs!)

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
(Anything you want, it can't hear you!)

What's better than a talking dinosaur?
(A spelling bee!)

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
(Try-Try-Try-ceratops!)

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
(Tyrannosaurus wrecks!)

Which dinosaur slept all day?
(The dino-snore!)

What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
(Tyrannosaurus tex!)

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
(A Bronco-saurus!)

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
(Dino-mite!)

When can three giant dinosaurs get under one umbrella and not get wet?
(When it's not raining!)

Mother: Why are you crying?
Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Mother: That's no reason to cry.
Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me!

What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
(The Terror-dactyl!)

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
(A Stegosaurus on roller skates!)

What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
(A dinoscore!)

What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
(A Tricera-hops!)

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
(Jurassic Pork!)

What family does T. rex belong to?
(I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!)

What made the dinosaur's car stop?
(A flat Tire-annosaurus!)

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
(A Stegosau-rust!)

What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
(A dino-saw!)

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
(A dino-sewer!)

Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
(Tricera-cops!)

What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
(Rep. Tile!)

Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
(To the dino-shore!)

How do you get down off an elephant?
(You don't, you get down off a duck!)
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
(Put it on my bill!)

Which animal grows down?
(A duck!)

What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
(Why, that's a difference of a pinion!)

Who stole the soap?
(The robber ducky!)

What do ducks watch on TV?
(Duckumentaries!)

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the quack of dawn!)

Jokes And Riddles Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog