Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

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Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha k khat miley ya na miley tum zaror ana.
A sardar was helping his son in filling his admission form
son asked to sardar:Baapu mother tongue waly khanay main kai likhna hay
Sardar : lekh day puttar "Very Long"
Man : my wife is just too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is lot better, She does not even need a subject to talk about.
Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha k khat miley ya na miley tum zaror ana.
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock
and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz
u r a good person is like.
Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and
what clothes we wear.
But what we are inside .. So, try going out naked
tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes
that her daughter will marry a better man
than she did
And is convinced that her son will never find a wife
as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank
had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights
Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains,
Rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life are either
Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
(which one you choose?)
12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the gir
Urdu Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Mom: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
kash terey chehrey pe chicken pox key daagh hotey chand to tum ho hi sitarey bhee saath hotey
Aakhir ek din kisi k haath kuch nahi aaey ga Har koi khali haath jaey ga Sab yaheen reh jayein gey Kyunkey zardari Pakistan bech k nikal jaey ga
honton sey jo choo liya ehsaas abhee tak hey aankhein num hein aansooon mein aag abhee tak hey or kyun na ho khai bhee to hari mirch hey
Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai, or geela bahar ata hai. andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata hai, ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.
What is the thing that is in front of a WOMAN and at back of a COW ? ? ? ? ? It’s “W” W-WOMAN COW-W What were you thinking? ;)
1 Girl Ask 2 gullu :
Woh Kia Hai Jo Cow
K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2
Hain?
Gullu : Legs
Girl :
Woh Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant Main Hai
Aur Meri Pant Mein Nahi
Hai?
Gullu: Paisay
Girl :
Woh Kia Hai Jo Log Din Main Karne
K Bajaye Ko Raat Bistar Pe
Kartay Hain?
Gullu: Neend Puri Karte Hain
Girl :
Woh Kia Hai Jo Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye
Pain Ki Wajah
Se Roti Hai?
Gullu : Kaan Main Ched
MORAL : Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat gullu Ki Tarhan Saaf Rakhain

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Joks Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog