Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog : Funny Jokes For Kids Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Tuesday, 17 June 2014

Funny Jokes For Kids Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Funny Jokes For Kids Biography :

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There are so many variety of Jokes for Kids the history of which starts since the begining of mankind. A question and answe example of suche jokes are as follows :
Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights!

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
A: By norse code!

Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry the 1/4th!

Q: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
A: Floodlights!

Q: What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
A: I don't know, I wasn't invited!

Q: What's purple and 5000 miles long?
A: The grape wall of China.

Q: What did Mason say to Dixon?
A: We've got to draw the line here!

Q: Who made King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir-Cumference

Q: Who built the ark?
A: I have Noah idea!

Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!

Q: What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
A: Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Q: Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood. He had to walk 8 miles to school every day!
A: Well, he should have gotten up earlier and caught the schoolbus like everyone else!

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom!

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
A: The same middle name!

Q: What is the fruitiest subject at school?
A: History, because it's full of dates!

Q: Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
A: Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Q: When a knight was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
A: Rust in peace!

Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
A: With a pair of Caesars!

Q: What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A: The Mississippi River

Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys

Q: What is the smartest state?
A: Alabama, it has four A's and one B.

Q: What stays in the corner, but travels around the world?
A: A stamp!

Q: Where to pencils come from?
A: Pennsylvania!

Q: What are the Great Plains?
A: The 747, Concorde and F-16!

Q: Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
A: Student: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!

Q: What is the capital of Alaska?
A: Come on, Juneau this one!

Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!

Q: What city cheats at exams?
A: Peking!

Q: What is the capital of Washington?
A: The W!

Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey!

Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
A: Rush-a!

Q: Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
A: Student: I didn't even know it was sick!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!

Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A: She couldn't control her pupils!

Q: Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!

Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.

Q: Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
A: Student: Not really.

Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: To test the water.

Q: Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have?
A: Student: Big hands!

Q: Teacher: If you got $20 from 5 people, what you get?
A: Student: A new bike.

Q: Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's exam?
A: Student: I hope you didn't either.

Q: Teacher: What is the shortest month?
A: Student: May, it only has three letters.

Q: Teacher: Answer my question at once. What is 7 plus 2?
A: Student: At once!

Q: Why did closing her eyes remind the teacher of her classroom?
A: Because there were no pupils to see.

Q: Why did the teacher turn the lights on?
A: Because her class was so dim.

Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Pick them up and roll them back

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
A: Look at the board and I will go through it again.

Q: Why did the teacher write on the window?
A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear!

Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals!

Q: Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
A: Class: At once!

Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?
A: Because they already 8!

Q: What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
A: Summer!

Q: What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school?
A: Mothematics.

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: What did zero say to the number eight?
A: Nice belt.

Q: Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
A: Student: You told me not to use tables.

Funny Jokes For Kids Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog