Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog : Your Mama Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Your Mama Jokes Biography :

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Some Examples of your mama jokes are as follows:
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide
Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
yo mama so fat she died
Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move
Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up
yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out
yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did
yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy
yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King
Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops
yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food
yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's
yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant
Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family
yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk
Yo momma so fat she's skinny
Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices
yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map
yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock?
yo mama so fat it aint funny
yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number
Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world
yo mama so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete
yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up
yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt
Yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.
Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live
Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf
Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy
yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody
yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck
Yo momma is so fat were in her right nowYo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone
Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time
yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrolLondon Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it.
yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
yo mamma is so fat, when she walked in front of the television, I missed a whole football season.
yo mama is so fat I already got a nightmareYa mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig.
Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn't get wet
yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a packet of hotdogs
Yo momma so fat she tried to be on E.T. but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse
yo moma is so fat, she needs to buy 3 tickets before she can go on an airplane
yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull
yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
yo mama is so fat even Kirby can't suck her
Your mama is so fat she makes more milk per day then a cow
Your mama so fat when she fell off her bed she made the earthquake
yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse
yo mama so fat when she fell down they had to get a helicopter to swing one of its ladder escapes down so she could get up
yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck
yo mama so fat that she ran over 4 quarters and turned it in to a dollar
yo mama so fat that if people tried to run around her, they'd get lost
Your Mamma's so fat that when Obi-one Kenobi saw her he said "That's no moon... THAT'S yo mamma!"
Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa.
yo mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping
Yo momma so fat when they ran out of mayonnaise they killed her and had a lifetime supply.
yo mama So Fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows is KFC
yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door
Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth.
yo mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunatly, she was there to clog it up.
yo mamma so fat she thought the Earth was a gum ball
yo mama is so fat every time she tries to sing she sings like this, blah hamburger blah
Your mama is so fat people think she causes earthquakes
Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets
yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way
yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up
yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible
Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double.
yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina
yo mama so fat it took 40 days and 40 nights for Jesus to get across her
yo mamas so fat that when she got out of the shower you would need an ark to get out the front door
yo mama is so fat she is the reason to why Krispy Kreme is still around till this day
yo mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano
Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.
yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her
yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party
yo mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out she couldn't get in or out
Yo momma so fat that if a fly wanted to circle around her, it would die halfway there.
yo mama so fat, her farts cause global warming
Your mama is so fat the Russians use her as a nuke
yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged
Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3
Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction
yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on.
Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand
God made Noah build the ark because he knew your mom was going for a swim
Yo mamma so fat that when i was on top of her i rolled over twice and i was still on her
Yo mama so fat, we still haven't found all of her yet.
Yo mama so fat, she wore a black shirt and someone said, Wow, no stars out tonight.
Yo mama so fat, she walked into the Gap and filled it.
Yo mama so fat, she comes at you from all directions.

Your Mama Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog