Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog : Funny Joke Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Wednesday 18 June 2014

Funny Joke Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Funny Joke Biography :

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There are a variety of funny jokes, some as examples are as follows:
Mujh Ko Itna Batla Do Urdu Funny Jokes Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon Tumhain Manzil Mubarak Ho Nai Rahein Mubarak Hoon Magar Phir Ae Mere Humdum …Mujhe Itna To Btla Do K Wapis Kiss Taraf Joun Kahan Se Sath Lai Thay Mujhe...
Ek Aadmi Urdu Funny Jokes Malik: jaldi se koi khali rakshaa laao. Pathan Nokr kafi der bad aaya aur bola shb, koi raksha nhi mila jo nazr aya kocha 1 admi zarur beatha nzr aaya.
Happy Pakistan Day Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain Happy Pakistan Day Long Live Pakistan
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their nipples!
How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, ''Ma'am,'' he said, ''do all these children and this luggage belong to you?''
''Yes, sir,'' my mother said with a sigh, ''they're all mine.''
The customs agent began his interrogation: ''Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?''
''Sir,'' she calmly answered, ''if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now.''
One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said your heart, 'cause you need it to love.
Richie said your head, 'cause you need it to think.
Little Danny raised his hand and the pastor called on him reluctantly. Danny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the pastor asked why.
Danny replied, "I was walking past my mom's room last night and she had her feet in the air and then she screamed, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in for?"
"I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said Tim.
"Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!"
"Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"
"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered.
"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"

Funny Joke Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog