Thursday, 19 June 2014

Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Punjabi Jokes  Biography :

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PUNJABI (HAASA-MAKHAUL) JOKES
1 chuha har roz sherni kol kapre da tukda(piece of cloth) sut janda a.....
10-15 eda hi chlda rhnda a. te 1 din sherni us nu fad k khndi a,   marjanya ki tu roz kapra sutt k bhj janda a tenu bimari ki a.
aggo chuha us nu khnda a," paave phulkari utte vel butian mittran de chaadre te paade morni"
1 var 1 admi sante nu khnda a k aao chess khelte hai..
aggo santaa us nu khnda a tu meri wait kr mai hune hi shoes paa k aunda han....

BAHU-  maaji yeh abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi doosri ladki............?
SAAS-  arey kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta q sochti hai..?
ho sakta a kisi truck k neeche aa gya ho........!!!!!!!!
american boy giving an interview 4 admission in school.
madam asks who is ur father..?
ta fata fata his mother says.........
plz ask simple question.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 bache d nani ohnu godhi ch leke boli,
soja degree soja...........
padosan asks,"  why u call him degree...?
she said,
"meri kudi chandigarh to degree len gyi c te aah le ke aayi hai"............

1 vaar teacher bache nu puchhdi hai k tu kal q nhi aaya school....?
ta aggo bacha khnda hai k kal sade ghre bht vaddi gall hogi...
taecher- q ki hoya../
aggo bacha khnda kal sadi murgi ne anda ditta c.
teacher---  is vich vaddi gal kehri a ...
aggo bacha khnda j vaddi gal nhi a ta fir tu de k vekha..........................

1 student university ki toilet mein gya...
jab andar jaakar seat pe betha to sahmne likha hua thha.............
abe itna zor study pe lagaata to first aa jaata..............

chhota baby--  mummy raat ko jab mai susu karne gya to bathroom ki light apne aap hi on ho gyi............
mummy nu vatt k chaped mardi hoyi kehndi hai,   haramjade tu aj fir fridge mein susu kar aaya......................

a man lost his wife..  he goes 2 mandir and asks lord ram, "plz find my wife."
ram ji answered." naal de mandir ch ja hanuman kol...  meri ta aap ohne hi labb ke ditti c."

nurse--  mubarak ho aap ke ghar beta paida hua hai...
santa: waah!! kya technology hai !!!
meri biwi hospital mein hai or bacha mere ghar paida hua hai..............

laalu ki nayi innova car k piche likha thha....
"saawan ko aane do"
sardar ne piche se truck la kar thok diya... truck k piche likha thha."aaya saawan jhoom ke"..............

teacher 2 student: beta answer sheet par sbse pehle kya likhna chahiye...
student: yahi k is sheet par likhe gye answer kalpanik hai jinka kisi b book se koi sambandh nahi hai................

ikk bus driver ne seat de pichhe likhya hoya c..
" agar WAHGURU ne chahya tan manzil tak pahuncha dunga,
agar chuki nazar to maa kasam, waheguru se he mila dunga..

ik war ik bnda ndi ch gir janda ae.. oh rabb nu ardaas krda aa--rabbe mainu bcha la, main tainu chawl(rice) chrawanga..
rabb ne usnu bahar kadh ditta..
bahr nikl k edhar udhar jehe dekh k ehnda --- lai kehre chaul????????????
rabb ohnu fer ndi ch sutt dinda ae..
bnda pta ki kehnda--" oh main tan eh puchhda c k kehre chaul?? mithe k loon wale!!"

a student attended bio practical exam.
examiner--birds ki tangein(legs) dekh k iska naam btao...
student-- i do not know..
examinr--u fail.. what s ur name????
student--see my legs n tell my name...

a girl came late to class.
professor-- y r u late??
girl--sir, ek ldka mera pechha kr reha tha..
prof-- to late kaise ho gye??
gal-- sir ldka bht slow chl rha tha..
hehehehe
 
Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…
Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya,
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”
 
 
  Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha,
Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…
 
 
  Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai
 
 
  Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.
Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…
 
 
  Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,
Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…
 
 
  Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C, Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
 
 
  Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
 
 
  Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

  Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Punjabi Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

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