Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog : Fat Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

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There are a lot of fat jokes , some examples are as follows:
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '
Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?
A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.
Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight.
"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?"
"Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes."
The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head.
"But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!"
"True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
You go to a Heavy D concert, you will leave satisfied. But you'll be leaving in five minutes because Heavy does two songs and he's tired.
You go to a Heavy D concert, you will leave satisfied. But you'll be leaving in five minutes because Heavy does two songs and he's tired.
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight.
"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?"
"Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes."
The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head.
"But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!"
"True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
He said what he did was take all of his clothes off, and he stood naked in front of the mirror. I said, 'That's a damn good diet.' I think I could lose weight, too, if I saw Barry White naked, huh? Like, 'You hungry?' 'No man, I just saw Barry White naked. I don't want nothin'.'
Good Fat Jokes
Good Fat Jokes can bring laughs to any presentation especially if the presenter is a little heavy. This way you're laughing with them, not at them.
It has always been very easy for me to use some good fat jokes in my presentations.
I'm heavy, was born heavy, and will probably remain
The real trick here is to tell a fat joke that is funny, not embarassing. Nobody takes very well to being humiliated in public.
I'm used to it however. Years ago, I was driving the church bus taking the choir on a weekend outing. On Saturday morning everyone wanted to go shopping in one of the large malls. I dropped them off and then had to go park the bus 2 miles away. My 5 year old asked me if I was going to do some shopping. I told her no since I was hard to fit. She said to me in her totally honest manner, "Well I saw a Big and Fat Man store in the mall." I corrected her with the "Big and Tall" label.
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Let the jokes begin. Here are some hand-picked fat jokes for your use and enjoyment.
Yo mamma is so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live
Your mum's so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide.
Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar.
Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feet too short.
Yo mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Two fat girls were walking, when the bus came. One says to another : “ Is it my turn to ride on a bus today?
You're so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly you over the Superbowl.

Fat Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog