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Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night. Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls. Q: What are the two main ingredients in Viagra? A: Miracle Gro & Fix-a-flat! What happens when you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time? Just ask Don King. Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra It may cause them to spin around and point north. Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? Apparently they make you look hard. Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!" Why has Viagra been a big boon to comedians? Because it helps them stand up How did the first man die from using Viagra? The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck. Whats the generic form of Viagra? Mycoxaflopin. A man goes into the chemist and asks for some viagra. ’Have you got a prescription,’ the chemist asks him. ’No, but will a picture of my wife do?’ the man says. Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut? Because he overdosed on viagra. Why shouldn't single men use Viagra? "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to." What happens when you get the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk. Why are guys using the Viagra-brand Chapstik? Because its the best way to keep a "stiff upper lip!" How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb. Why shouldn't you mix prune juice and viagra. You won't know if your coming or going. Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died. Why is Viagra now being compared to Disneyland? They're both one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride. Did you hear what happened to the guy who choked on Viagra? He got a stiff neck! What happens to criminals who sell fake Viagra? They face stiff penalties! Why do nursing homes give their male patients Viagra? To keep them from rolling out of bed. Did you hear about the criminal who repeatedly would break into pharmacies and steal Viagra? He was a hardened criminal. What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second? The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra. How did the American's finally find Osama Bin Laden? The Americans heard he was hiding in a field. So they sprayed it with VIAGRA and the prick stood up!
Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra? A: She couldn’t get her tongue back in her mouth for a month. If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart? How can you find guys who steal hundreds of bottles of Viagra? Because they tend to be hardened criminals! Diarrhea Six year old boy stuck on the toilet with Diarrhea. He starts yelling for his mom to please bring him some Viagra. Mom asks her son why he thinks he needs Viagra. The boy says, "Well thats what you give dad when his shit don't get hard."

Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective? A: He got to the root of every case. Q: How can you make a soup rich? A: Add 14 carrots (carats) to it. Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy? A: Because if it was green and round it would want to pea! Q: How do you kill a salad? A: You go for the carrot-id artery. Q: What did the carrot say to the vibrator? A: "Why are you shaking? It’s me she’s going to eat!" Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot. Q: What's a Vegetable's favourite martial art? A: Carrotee! Q: How do you lead a horse to water? A: With carrots Q: Why did the carrot get an award? A: Because he was out standing in his field Q: Which vegetable betrayed Jesus? A: Judas Is-carrot Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Does it smell like carrots? Q: How do you make gold soup? A: Put 24 carrots in it. Q: Whats orange and smells of carrots? A: Rabbit puke! Q: Why did the Ukrainian turn his carrot around? A: He wanted to start the orange revolution! Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing you. Q: What's a vegetable's favourite casino game? A: Baccarrot! Q: What does the Carrot priest say at church? A: "Lettuce Pray"Short Banana Jokes
Couples Therapy A doctor had a good reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he couldn't help. The Browns came into see the successful doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests. Finally, he concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I can help you." "On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some bananas and doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the bananas across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the banana using only your tongue. "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help." The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please, help us." "Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some squash and a box of cheerios... "

Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night. Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls. Q: What are the two main ingredients in Viagra? A: Miracle Gro & Fix-a-flat! What happens when you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time? Just ask Don King. Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra It may cause them to spin around and point north. Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? Apparently they make you look hard. Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!" Why has Viagra been a big boon to comedians? Because it helps them stand up How did the first man die from using Viagra? The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck. Whats the generic form of Viagra? Mycoxaflopin. A man goes into the chemist and asks for some viagra. ’Have you got a prescription,’ the chemist asks him.

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Comedy Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog