Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog

Funny Short Jokes Biography :

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? -- Anyone can roast beef.
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? -- The taste!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? -- The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!
Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? Nothing. They both think they know everything.
What's inches long, has a head on it and drives women crazy? $ bill
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? -- He got a little behind in his work!
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
I pretend to work here, they pretend to pay me.
I'm not saying she's fat. But if I had to name of the fattest people I know. She'd be three of them.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
Irish diplomacy - the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way they’ll look forward to the trip.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how everything works.
Doctor: You’re overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? -- His lips are moving.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? -- A gummy bear!
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime?
Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get his little legs apart?
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.
Why can’t an idiot dial ? -- He can’t find the on the phone!
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
If out of people SUFFER from diarrhea; does that mean that one enjoys it?
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm but she said that she doesn't like to call me at work.
Q. What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A. Beer in each hand!
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? -- Damn
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? -- He had no body to go with him!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for months- I don’t like to interrupt her.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
I’ve just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach; it was a waist of paper.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you? -- Pull the pin and throw it back at him!
Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done!
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
Granddad, what's the best thing about being ? -- No peer pressure
Where do you get virgin wool? -- Ugly sheep.
What do you do if a bird shits on your car? -- Don't ask her out again.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? -- Because they taste funny.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs
For Christmas, I want Santa’s list of naughty girls.
Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff
Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? -- It swells during the night!
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A blonde walked into a bar -- OUCHH!!!
Is this insecticide good for beetles. - No, it’ll kill them!
What do you call an Irishman who sits outside all night? Paddy O' Furniture
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Only is American will you see "poor" fat people.
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog
Funny Short Jokes Jokes for Kids That are Really Funny in English In Hindi To Tell In Urdu Knock Knock Tagalog



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